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Hi folks my name is Zed. We’ve all seen the ads for Mr. Barton-Wrigh’s new school. Well here’s the problem, he doesn’t even have it yet, and once it’s founded it will take years to get good enough to fight off most muggers. Do you really think you can take a possessed Jedi vampire pushed to unholy strength with just a week of Mr. Barton-Wright’s training. Now don;t get me wrong a man should be able to defend himself, and I’m sure Mr. Barton-Wright’s training is top notch. But folks there is a better way a faster way, guns.
Folks I don’t own a fancy store front like Mr. Barton-Wright is looking ot buy. I jsut have some land and some skills. Among them is gunsmithing. If you send a nominal processing fee I’ll send you my catalog which details all the guns I can make. You simple place your oder and I’ll send your weapon of choice out. I even keep a supply of ready to be used stock modles for faster shipping. However if your the kind of man who needs to have something “special” write me a latter describing what you need and I’ll reply with a quote. Thank you and Kaiser bless.